7am-10am: Sleep in laundry room
10am-3pm: Sleep by the front door
3pm-3:10pm: Stretch
3:10-5:00: Sleep again
5-9: Follow my favorite human (Dad) around the house
Now that you know my daily routine, you can understand my thorough disappointment when Dad tried to take a nap during the 5-9 slot. Can you even believe that?!? I have proof:

